stephen lynch

[] My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, then hands her to me I look at my newborn and say Damn thats an ugly baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby I'm feeling quite concerned, my …

Thinking of all the cool creatures That I will meet, tonight Ghosts and Goblins and Witches Roaming the streets, in moonlight Bowls of candy and goodies Delicious and waiting in store Sounds of cute little footsteps As they approach my front door Letting the childeren …